You could run an Assembly on “JOKES”.
Do you have any favourite Knock Knock jokes? Why not share your best ones suitable for a Primary School Assembly audience by replying to this post.
Here are some of our favourite jokes to get the ball rolling.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
What’s the difference between an elephant & a strawberry?
How can you tell that there is an elephant in your sandwich?
What do you call a camel with three humps?
Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
Why was 6 frightened of 7?
If the red house is on the right side and if the blue house is on the left side where’s the white house?
When is a car not a car?
Where do you find a two legged dog?
How do you get four elephants into a car?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why do birds fly south in winter?